Writers Procrastinate...

Writers procrastinate, we do - we do - we do.
We'll admit it, we are getting good at it.

Why write when you can nap or watch a movie right?

Giving ourselves deadlines doesn't seem to work. Why write now when we could be inspired tomorrow!
If others give us deadlines, that sometimes helps, however is that our best work? Depends on the time of writing you are doing. Deadlines will stop my creative prose in its tracks.

Is our procrastination based on writer's block? Are we trying to avoid writing more words we'll just toss?

Writers/Readers: Let's hear some off the wall excuses for procrastination!
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